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Fed up of the excitement, false as it is, of companies and people “celebrating” Christmas way too early (some are advertising it and “looking forward to it” as far back as August!), I wrote the following poem which will feature in the second anthology of short stories and poetry coming in 2018.
The goose is getting fat.
But celebrate in October,
And you’re nothing but a twat.
There’s twelve days of Christmas,
Something you should remember,
These days start on Christmas Day,
Not way back in September!
Bonfire night comes way before,
Though you wouldn’t know it,
Put away your festive tree,
Please don’t dare to show it.
Get excited, by all means,
But keep it to yourself,
There’s a time and place for everything,
Including watching Elf!
Let’s keep Christmas special,
Let’s really give a fuck.
Instead of getting all worked up,
Over a Coca-Cola truck!
The holidays are coming,
But they’re not quite here,
Be joyous when the time is right,
At that special time of year.
Christmas is coming.
We’ll all be getting fat.
But let’s leave it until the day,
To put on our Christmas hat.
If you really can’t get enough of Christmas, why not read my short-story, The Christmas Carol, available FREE for a limited time from Smashwords.com. It’s a “Wonderfully written tale of suspense keeps you wondering what will happen next.” – Misty Reigenborn.
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© David E. Gates – Shelley Show Productions – 2018.
AN ORIGINAL, CREEPY CHRISTMAS GHOST STORY
by David E. Gates
Available FREE at Smashwords in multiple formats for Kindle, ePub, etc.