The Cyclist

On driving home last night, I saw someone riding their bike, dressed entirely in black clothing, with no lights, on the wrong side of the road, towards oncoming traffic. I was inspired to write the following poem.

Riding at night, no lights, dressed in black, 
Riding like a fucking maniac. 
Rider thinks they’re really skilled. 
Just a matter of time, until they’re killed. 
 
Jumping all and any red light,  
Giving pedestrians a terrible fright. 
But Jeremy Vine, and his like, 
Probably think this is alright. 
 
Riding on pavements, furious and fast, 
You can tell their life won’t last.  
They film every time they ride, 
Hoping to capture the moment they died. 
 
Using their phones, as they hurtle along, 
They don’t realise, this is wrong. 
Yet when Mikey sees drivers on the phone, 
He moans until the cows come home. 
 
The law may, and often doth say,  
Cars and lorries must give way, 
But think of the sacrifice, you must give, 
By slowing, being considerate, in order to live. 
 
There’s no protection from your Lycra tights, 
When you’re under their wheels, screaming your rights. 
Stop trying to get people sacked, 
Just because of skills they lacked. 
 
Don’t be selfish, don’t report every mistake, 
Else you’ll look like a dick, for goodness sake. 
Share the road, consider the others, 
It’s not just yours, my dear bike lovers. 

©David E. Gates – 2024

For more poems, check out Realm of Rhyme and my other anthologies, First Words and Unzipped – The Mind of a Madman.

Latest Update

After releasing my last book, Access Denied – What Happened Next, back in November, and having published three other books in 2023, The Curse of Poker, BD and Thrashman – The Express FM Years, and my mother’s collection of poetry Written on the Road, I decided to take a short break from writing or anything to do with writing, bar the occasional marketing of the latest books I’d released.

I came back to a piece I’d started early last year and worked my way through it from the beginning, as I always do when returning to projects. It’s a horror story and I was really surprised that on reading what I’d written previously, how often I got goosebumps at the content. Really made me wonder that if it has that effect on me, and I wrote it, what the effect on someone else would be.

I now can’t wait to finish it and get it in front of someone to critique and get their feelings/thoughts on it. I’m hoping to release it at some point this year, most likely aiming for Halloween, if not before.

Provisional Artwork – Subject to change

Amazing Feedback for Access Denied – What Happened Next

“Very harrowing how one woman can affect a life in such a way. One who inflicts the pain that both you and Kelly have suffered. Very well written, as usual. I had to read the whole book in one go!” – Kathleen

“Interesting but so sad at the same time.” – Christina.

Ten years ago, David E. Gates published his first book, Access Denied, to great critical acclaim.

Many, after reading it, wanted to know, and asked, “What happened next?”

Access Denied – What Happened Next is a follow-up detailing what happened since the publishing of that first book. It tells of how David sought to rebuild his life following the traumatic events he went through and the surprise that he never expected that occurred several years afterwards.

Previously excluded from Access Denied, this follow-up also includes the Parliamentary Ombudsman’s report into the appalling CSA actions and incompetence, many of which are still occurring today.

Access Denied is compelling reading. Thought-provoking, honest, extraordinary, revealing. A damning indictment of the Child Support Agency and Family Courts. Many of those that have read it said, “I couldn’t put it down!”

Released on 25th November 2023. Available from here and Amazon.

Access Denied – What Happened Next

Ten years ago, David E. Gates published his first book, Access Denied, to great critical acclaim.

Many, after reading it, wanted to know, and asked, “What happened next?”

Access Denied – What Happened Next is a follow-up detailing what happened since the publishing of that first book. It tells of how David sought to rebuild his life following the traumatic events he went through and the surprise that he never expected that occurred several years afterwards.

Previously excluded from Access Denied, this follow-up also includes the Parliamentary Ombudsman’s report into the appalling CSA actions and incompetence, many of which are still occurring today.

Access Denied is compelling reading. Thought-provoking, honest, extraordinary, revealing. A damning indictment of the Child Support Agency and Family Courts. Many of those that have read it said, “I couldn’t put it down!”

Released on 25th November 2023. Available to pre-order from here and Amazon.

First Review for BD and Thrashman – The Express FM Years

BD and Thrashman – The Express FM Years

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Received this wonderful review for BD and Thrashman – The Express FM Years:

Really enjoyed reading it. Lots of lovely memories. I thought Thrashman’s addition was quite moving. I felt a bit sad when I got to the last page. I wanted to keep reading about your adventures.” – Karen Moore.

Available to buy at all good online bookstores and from my online bookstore here.

BD’s Rock Show, the phenomenal local radio rock show that was broadcast on Express FM in Portsmouth, (and world-wide via the internet), between 2006 and 2020 showcased BD & Thrashman’s unique, anarchic, juvenile and comedic style to an audience of listeners that had never heard the like of such a show before.

What Wayne’s World did for evoking memories of their teenage years, BD’s Rock Show did for BD & Thrashman’s lunacy and passion for rock, hard rock and heavy metal like no show had ever done so previously.

BD & Thrashman – The Express FM Years tells the story, with more than 170 photos, of their rise to fame, and infamy, the bands and artists they met and interviewed along the way, and the adoring fans who made their experiences all the better.

BD & Thrashman –Proudly the last bastion of political incorrectness.

“The best book I never read.” – Lemmy.
“I’ve got no time for the man!” – Just about everyone.
“What’s the matter with ‘im?” – Ricky Gervais.
“Utter CRAP!” – Blackadder.
“Those two are a scream!” – Keeeet.
“Aiiiight!” – Little Johnny.

Available to buy at all good online bookstores and from my online bookstore here.

BD and Thrashman – The Express FM Years

BD’s Rock Show, the phenomenal local radio rock show that was broadcast on Express FM in Portsmouth, (and world-wide via the internet), between 2006 and 2020 showcased BD & Thrashman’s unique, anarchic, juvenile and comedic style to an audience of listeners that had never heard the like of such a show before.

What Wayne’s World did for evoking memories of their teenage years, BD’s Rock Show did for BD & Thrashman’s lunacy and passion for rock, hard rock and heavy metal like no show had ever done so previously.

BD & Thrashman – The Express FM Years tells the story, with more than 170 photos, of their rise to fame, and infamy, the bands and artists they met and interviewed along the way, and the adoring fans who made their experiences all the better.

BD & Thrashman –Proudly the last bastion of political incorrectness.

“The best book I never read.” – Lemmy.
“I’ve got no time for the man!” – Just about everyone.
“What’s the matter with ‘im?” – Ricky Gervais.
“Utter CRAP!” – Blackadder.
“Those two are a scream!” – Keeeet.
“Aiiiight!” – Little Johnny.

Available to buy at all good online bookstores and from my online bookstore here.

Access Denied – Wonderful feedback from a reader.

Just received some lovely, utterly wonderful, feedback, from a reader of Access Denied.

“Just wanted to say that I loved your book. I couldn’t put it down, you were right, which hasn’t happened to me for a long time, especially with a book which is written in another language than my mother tongue, which always requires more energy and attention to read for me.”

I asked if it made her cry, and she said, “Yes, several times.”

David had always been a doting father to his daughter, but when his relationship fell apart, he found himself in a bitter battle. Despite his best efforts, he lost access to his daughter and was left heartbroken. To make matters worse, he also had to fight against the Child Support Agency (CSA). Determined to get access to his daughter back, David fought tirelessly in family court and against the CSA, navigating the complex legal system and facing numerous obstacles along the way. This is the story of one man’s struggle to reunite with his daughter and the lengths he went to in order to make it happen.

Access Denied – Available in all formats at all good online bookstores and from my bookstore.

The Flash – Cinema Review

The Flash (2023)

Cinema Review

Certificate 12A (UK)

144 mins

Post Credit Sequences – 1 (At very end of credits)

5/5

There was a lot of anticipation of The Flash, especially following the release of the trailer at the USA Superbowl which heralded the return of Michael Keaton as Batman, reprising his role from Tim Burton’s 1989 masterpiece.

I had watched a few episodes of the television series of The Flash, but never really got into it as such. Therefore, I didn’t really know what to expect in terms of characters though I had seen some isolated scenes that featured some great in-jokes and cameos. And, in this respect, the 2023 movie delivers plenty.

The film centres around Barry, The Flash’s alter-ego, using his superpowers to travel back in time in order to change the events of the past. When his attempt to save his family inadvertently alters the future, Barry becomes trapped in an alternative reality in which General Zod (yes, that Zod (or should that be sod!) from the Superman movies) has returned, threatening global annihilation, and there are no superheroes to turn to.

Plot aside, does it live up to the anticipation and hype generated by that first trailer?

Let me put it this way; The opening sequence alone is worth the ticket price. It is absolutely thrilling and if you’re not grinning like a Cheshire cat when it comes to the end of the chase, then this is probably not the film for you.

But it doesn’t stop there.

It builds and builds and the leaps into nostalgia gave me goosebumps and had me emotionally moved to realise this film has everything that I love, and have always loved, about movies and cinema. The jokes are well thought out, genuinely laugh-out-loud funny, and the action sequences are incredible. I couldn’t stop smiling whilst watching it. This is what cinema is all about!

The weedy Barry, played by Ezra Miller (We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)), is just the right level of tortured soul needed throughout, but one who commands the screen when in “Flash” mode.

Though, for me, it’s Michael Keaton’s Batman that steals the show. This is no slight on Ezra’s performance or the characters he portrays. Or any other of the supporting actors, who are all brilliant in their own right – especially Supergirl. But this, in any other guise, could almost be a Batman movie.

But, as I said before, The Flash’s visit to a nostalgic time and the numerous nods to previous incarnations of various superheroes, is an absolute joy to watch and experience. It almost left me tearful. I may well find myself revisiting the television series as a result.

It’s rare to find a movie that I can describe as faultless. But this, I feel, is certainly one.

If I had to describe The Flash in one word, it would be this:

Magnificent.

For more movie reviews, and articles and interviews from the world of film, check out my book, Cinema. Available at all good online bookstores and here.

The Curse of Online Poker – OUT NOW!

David E. Gates has played poker and gambled on sports and other games, for most of his adult life.

In The Curse of Online Poker, he details what led to his involvement with Texas Hold ‘Em, the results he achieved, the various pitfalls and experiences, both positive and negative, and shares his recommendations to new and seasoned poker players alike.

Honest and realistic, this unique look at gambling in its various forms, and in particular with playing poker, is sure to ring true to many people that indulge or over-indulge in the pursuit of getting rich at the turn of a card!

Published on 8th of June 2023. eBook available to order here and on Amazon, and all good online bookstores. Paperback coming soon.

Now Available – Written on the Road – A Collection of Poetry by Elizabeth Gates

Written on the Road was exactly that. A collection of poems written over the course of many travels, describing the highs and lows of life and love, family, friends, homes and the glorious countryside, as Elizabeth Gates and her husband, Eric, toured the country from Land’s End to John O’Groats, in their trusty Fiat campervan.  

Inspirational, sincere and sometimes heart-breaking in their honesty, the poems within Written on the Road are one women’s view of her life, experiences and the world “as is”.  

A beautiful and unique collection.  

Compiled and edited by David E. Gates. Available to order from here.